The holiday season can be a lot. You might need something to make you feel better. This post doesn't have it. But it does have some pretty terrible bitcoin Christmas music parodies that you can endure!
In fact, the same account has made a bunch of similar pieces of musical fanfiction, proving the point that bitcoin fans are like other traders, but with fewer friends.
Take one for the road:
Now go get offline and spend time with someone you love.