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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 16-22)
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
— cap’n watsisname (@capnwatsisname) January 19, 2021
My kid thought that “swearing in” meant Joe Biden was going to stand at a podium on Wednesday and reel off all the curse words he knows. He’s understandably a little disappointed now.
— Mary McCoy (@MaryElMcCoy) January 19, 2021
Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) January 18, 2021
Can we all just agree that book cover sleeves on children’s books are a waste of money?
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) January 19, 2021
Jokingly asked our 3 yr old if he goes to work and he got really mad and said “NO I eat and play” which wow ok
— amil (@amil) January 21, 2021
“How dare my 11yo mock me,” I think indignantly, before checking the Twitter account where I’ve been writing snarky tweets about her for almost 4 years.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 18, 2021
Be kind to everyone you meet. You don’t know how much time they’ve had to spend with their family.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 19, 2021
might fuck around and let my kids have an entire day of recess because fuck homeschool
— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) January 21, 2021
[Every time I’m listening to my 80’s playlist]
6yo: is this guy dead?
6yo: is THIS guy dead?
6yo: how dead is this guy?
Me: *just sobbing quietly into my tea*— Frin ️ (@dimplesticks) January 21, 2021
