The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan. 16-22)
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine!
Me: absolutely!
CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough
Me: I’ll see you in hell— Daphne Strasert (she/her) (@daphnethewriter) January 18, 2021
earthquakes are my favorite way to spend 10 seconds worrying I’m going to die while peeing
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 17, 2021
In Jewish yoga this pose is: waiting for my wife at Loehmann's pic.twitter.com/Qik7wsZ0ad
— Chandra Steele (@ChanSteele) January 20, 2021
yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this
— kenzie (@kenzhadley) January 18, 2021
Very cool to include the Cheesecake Factory menu in this special ceremony. pic.twitter.com/11M0v3e1T2
— Karen Howell (@karenehowell) January 20, 2021
i will jump out the shower naked just to skip a song. idc.
— 🦋 (@immanwrld) January 21, 2021
when I see a girl with red hair I think oh good there’s a witch here to protect me. is this problematic
— raina (@quakerraina) January 19, 2021
at the stage of the pandemic where i long for other, earlier days in the pandemic
— say-neek smiiiiiithe (@sey_anything) January 17, 2021
The fact is your father & I are together and it’s about time you got used to it pic.twitter.com/VehyzVIE75
— mhairimcf (@MhairiMcF) January 18, 2021
we need a disney princess who is a piece of shit
— ms pippershnippetz (@lolumOKUR) January 18, 2021
me, fluent in french, reading “coup d’état” in my head: coop de tatt
— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) January 17, 2021